Dunbartonshire is a Place In Scotland Where Dogs Commit Suicide

Dunbartonshire is a Place In Scotland Where Dogs Commit Suicide
The Overtoun House is a gigantic and awesome mansion located in this word Dunbartonshire. That word is located in Scotland. Near the Overtoun House in Dogoiugjkshre, Scotland, is a bridge creatively named Overtoun Bridge where dogs commit suicide . That bridge is where a butt-load of dogs apparently realized what “neutered” means and decided to ...

Donald Trump Makes 2 excellent, Irrelevant Points

Donald Trump Makes 2 excellent, Irrelevant Points
What happens when Trump wins, he pisses of China, and they call in the loans to America? Hang on a second. If they have no Mexicans, then who paid for the wall?

Men’s Rules For Women – Rules That Make a Man

Men's Rules For Women - Rules That Make a Man
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect ...

Batman is Prepared With Batman Extended Pleasure

Batman is Prepared With Batman Extended Pleasure
Everyone knows Batman doesn’t have real superpowers, but this doesn’t stop him from kicking more collective ass than any other comic book hero ever. No matter what villain he may come across or what apocalyptic scenario he must thwart, Batman is prepared. Unlike MacGyver, Batman simply brings everything he could ever need with him at ...

World’s Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

World's Best Lawyer Jokes Ever
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and ...

10 Webistes to get the most from your Netflix subscription

10 Webistes to get the most from your Netflix subscription
Netflix offers thousands of movies and TV shows online, but finding videos you want to watch can nonetheless prove challenging. Luckily, there are tons of mash-ups, search engines and other tools out there that help you to maximize your Netflix experience. 1. cinesift.com — Sift through movies based on all kinds of ratings. Flicksurfer.com is another site that ...

The Barber paradox by Bertrand Russel

The Barber paradox by Bertrand Russel
The barber paradox asks us to consider the following situation: In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else. The question that prompts the paradox is this: Who shaves the barber? No matter how we try to answer this question, we get into trouble. If we say that ...

An Ornamental Cannon in Central Park Turns out to Be Loaded

An Ornamental Cannon in Central Park Turns out to Be Loaded
Workers in New York’s Central Park were shocked to discover that an old British Revolutionary War cannon on display in the park for more than a century was still primed and ready to fire a live cannonball. This is different from the loaded weapons they normally find scattered around the park, because tourists generally don’t ...

The longest train to ever run in the world

This train is officially in the Guinness book of world records for the longest train. This very long train is controlled by only one driver. The record was set on june 21, 2001 in western australia between newman and port headland, a distance of 275km (170 miles) and the train consisted of 682 loaded iron ...

Old People At Weddings Be Like

Old People At Weddings Be Like
So, i started doing the same thing to them at funerals