What’s Wrong About Taking Selfie With An iPad?

What's Wrong About Taking Selfie With An iPad?
Because when you take a selfie with iPad like this…   You end up looking like this Or like this: Or… this

Charlie Sheen’s Favorite Board Game

Charlie Sheen's Favorite Board Game
Charlie Sheen always wins when he plays. I’d say 2 and 3 look like the best choices followed by 4 and 7. If you`re last, you`re definitely getting 5 and 6.

Most Extreme Selfie In The History of Selfies

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To climb up on top of this building, however the hell they did it, is crazy enough. To take one hand off of the star and snap a selfie with it? Pure madness! You know you are doing extreme selfie game to the extreme when you get the seven foot camera pole to raise your ...

We need more Bort coke zeros in the fridge

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“We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.” Pretty sure there’s a list of all the names that can appear on a coke bottle. Anyone want to double check? Another reason why we love The Simpsons

Cat is plotting to kill you

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This book could be summed up like so; "do you have a cat? If so it is trying to kill you. The end." Is he watching you menacingly right now? If yes, he is trying to kill you. Does he sometimes eat catnip? If yes, he trying to kill you.

The reaction of Russell Crowe about his Lego minifigure

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Next time someone asks you to describe how Heaven feels, say "it’s like knowing LEGO modeled a character after you."

Soon

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Best fisherman friends.

Have you seen this bird

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Oh Jack you dun it again

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FUN FACT : The jar of dirt scene was competly improvised by J. Depp. When he walked across the set all the actors faces are REAL reaction

The longer you look at the man riding that woman

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the funnier it gets…