Brock Turner : I’m a Rapist

Brock Turner : I'm a Rapist
You guys remember Brock Turner. Brock was literally caught in the act of raping a drunk, unconscious woman after dragging her behind a dumpster in January. The scene was so horrific, one of the students who tackled him couldn’t stop crying as he spoke to police. Brock was arrested and “charged with five felony counts: ...

Man Killed by Explosive Neck Device

Man Killed by Explosive Neck Device
On a day like any other in late August 2003, pizza deliveryman Brian Wells was about to end his shift when a fateful order came in. The directions given to Brian led him to a winding, deserted, dirt road that ended at a lonely TV tower. Now most people upon arriving at the spooky deserted ...

The Less you Know, the more you Make

The Less you Know, the more you Make
It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard’s math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of ignorance. Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof ...

And Then the Fight Started Jokes

And Then the Fight Started Jokes
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started …   My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you ...

The Last of The Old-Time Cowboys

The Last of The Old-Time Cowboys
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio , Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of ...

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin
No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here’s how it went: “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the ...

Most Inspiring Muhammad Ali Quotes of All Time

Most Inspiring Muhammad Ali Quotes of All Time
Muhammad Ali quotes are famous around the world. Ali was a passionate and intelligent man that always spoke his mind and was full of wisdom. Unlike most boxes who used their managers to talk for them, Ali wanted to be known in the media. He admitted that the words he said helped him win fights ...

Silo Demolition Didn’t Work Out as Planned

A guy with a sledge hammer hitting at the base of a large structure that could easily kill him has to be one of the dumbest things I have seen. Why the heck do people do things like this? Use heavy machinery and protect yourself, idiots. They should keep those silos up, or reuse them ...

13 Great Truths About Life – For Children

13 Great Truths About Life - For Children
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats. 2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3. If you sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. 5. You can’t ...

Lego Toys Are Tools of Satan

Lego Toys Are Tools of Satan
Parents in Poland have received a stark warning about the dangers of letting their children play with the plastic LEGO bricks. Father Slawomir Kostrzewa has revealed Lego is, in fact, a tool of Satan that can lead children to the dark side and destroy their souls. Yes, it came as a shock to me too. ...