Just Some Random Funny Jokes

Once a young girl was happily married until her husband started drinking and beating her and messing around with her best friend and eventually ran off with her. After a long year went by she was beginning to feel lonely and sad and decided to place an advertisement in the local supermarket. The ad said: ...

Weird things that people have actually researched

Weird things that people have actually researched
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs Men get hiccups more often than women Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better Chances that an American lives within 50 mi of where he/she grew up: 1 in 2. Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive ...

Famous Quotes by Voltaire

Famous Quotes by Voltaire
Enjoy the best Voltaire Quotes. Voltaire was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal. History consists of a series of accumulated imaginative inventions. ...

Why the English Language is So Hard to Learn?

Why the English Language is So Hard to Learn?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert ...

Nicer ways to say someone is stupid

Nicer ways to say someone is stupid
A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in artificial stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. ...

Side Effect of Alcohol And Their Cures

Side Effect of Alcohol And Their Cures
Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You’re lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the ...

The Coca-Cola Formula – How it is Kept Secret?

The Coca-Cola Formula - How it is Kept Secret?
Even with hundreds of imitators, Coke still dominates world-wide sales of caramel colored drinks. But doesn’t that stuff only have, like, four ingredients? Fizzy water, high fructose corn syrup, caffeine and Brown Dye #4? There isn’t exactly a vibrant symphony of flavors in each can. It even managed to stall a divorce case. When one ...

Don’t trust people who don’t like Harry Potter.

Don't trust people who don't like Harry Potter.
“You made me watch the harry potter movies 8 times, I’m not even a Harry potter fan.” “Of course you are, you’ve seen the movies 8 times!” Well he forgot to mention that somebody was still wearing the scarf when it was set on fire…   Harry Potter team

Jokes That You Can Tell Without Offending Anyone

Jokes That You Can Tell Without Offending Anyone
1. You should’ve seen it coming I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. 2. Variation 1 A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: “Occupation?” The German ...

Roman Atwood Car Bomb Surprise Prank

Roman Atwood Car Bomb Surprise Prank
Roman Atwood CRAZY Car Bomb Surprise PRANK. Roman’s grandma loves her car, so what does he do? He blows it up! But, there’s a twist, is this car bomb really taking place of grandma car or is it a little mind game? Roman Atwood always brings a smile to his viewer’s faces when he uploads ...